The futsal competition was damn hard. The opponents were all so good. But we manage to make it to the semi finals. My team did very well and played hard. I'm satisfied with the performance of my team. Anyway, "good work team!!"
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
A Brain Teaser For My Readers
It's Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it.
How is taht pssoible?
(Only I Know The Answer)
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
How is taht pssoible?
(Only I Know The Answer)
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
A Brain Teaser For My Readers
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a tim
(Only I Know The Answer)
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
(Only I Know The Answer)
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Merry Christmas!!!
Can't wait until Christmas!! I will be going to Shang-Hai. Hope I can receive a lot of presents.
My Christmas list:
1:Lotto G-Force goalkeeper gloves
2:Lotto Vento Concept futsal boots
3:Adidas Goalkeeper Jersey
4:Uhisport Finger Save II goalkeeping gloves
My Christmas list:
1:Lotto G-Force goalkeeper gloves
2:Lotto Vento Concept futsal boots
3:Adidas Goalkeeper Jersey
4:Uhisport Finger Save II goalkeeping gloves
Funny Jokes For My Readers
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.
Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.
Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."
Brain Teasers For My Readers!!!
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
(Only I know the answer dear readers)
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
(Only I know the answer dear readers)
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Funny Jokes For My Readers!!!
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
My Favourite Goalkeeper
The ulitimate goalkeeper is "Petr Cech" if you ask me. He is damn good. I want to be just like him when I grow up. He is a very safe goalkeeper. He is always alert and ready to make a save. The player I hate the most is Steven Hunt. He nearly ended Petr Cech's career and his life. Damn you Hunt! Damn you!
You Rock Petr Cech !!!!
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
You Rock Petr Cech !!!!
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Sunday, December 2, 2007
The Futsal Competiton
This Wednesday I'm going for a futsal competition. This is my first time entering such a competition. According to my friend Kevin,the competition will be tough. I hope my team and I can perform well.I'm a bit nervous and scared.As a goalkeeper I have a very important role to play. I can feel the adrenalin pumping in. Anyway, I will not let my team down.
God If you are reading this "Pls Help My Team To Win!!!"
3.12.07
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!
God If you are reading this "Pls Help My Team To Win!!!"
3.12.07
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!
How I Became A goalkeeper?
Readers you all must be wondering how did I become a goalkeeper?(or maybe not but i'll still tell my story.)
My career all began when i was just 7 years old. I was considered as a good goalkeeper for a 7 year old. I was very active back then. Always jumping around and injuring myself.
Anyway, when i grew older my skills started to develop. Soon enough,I was playing for my school. There was one game that I will never forget. Its was on penalties as the game ended in a draw. As the stricker began to take the kick I positioned myself in the goal ready to make a save. I managed to save 3 penalties and won the game for my school. Hooray!! Im the hero. Many people came running to me asking for my autograph. I was finally a football star. This is my story readers. Hope you like it.
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!
My career all began when i was just 7 years old. I was considered as a good goalkeeper for a 7 year old. I was very active back then. Always jumping around and injuring myself.
Anyway, when i grew older my skills started to develop. Soon enough,I was playing for my school. There was one game that I will never forget. Its was on penalties as the game ended in a draw. As the stricker began to take the kick I positioned myself in the goal ready to make a save. I managed to save 3 penalties and won the game for my school. Hooray!! Im the hero. Many people came running to me asking for my autograph. I was finally a football star. This is my story readers. Hope you like it.
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!
Another Boring Day
Another boring day! As usual,I woke up at 8 finding myself lying on the floor. My back ached like hell and the pain in my legs were killing me. Poor me.Today I have so much tution. Maths, Science and English. Its going to be so boring. Hope the teachers don't bore me to death. Hey, look on the bright side at least i can look forward to my futsal competition on Wednesday! Wish me luck!!!
People who are readin this "Pls don't laugh!!!"
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
People who are readin this "Pls don't laugh!!!"
3.12.07
By,
Matthew Khoo(Ace Goalkeeper)
Holidays Suckz
Holidays? Bloody boring.If you ask me.So much time nothing to do.
Look forward to studying in Wesley Methodist next year. Not!!!
Its going to be all study and no play .I hope I can get good marks in my exams. I have to compete against the "Kia Su" Chinese school students. Hope I survive. Wish me luck!!! Im going to need it. They suck at sports though. Hahaha!!! Maybe I can become the 1st choice goalkeeper at Methodist. Errrrrrr.. I can dream can't I???
2.10.07.
Matthew Khoo,(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!!!
Look forward to studying in Wesley Methodist next year. Not!!!
Its going to be all study and no play .I hope I can get good marks in my exams. I have to compete against the "Kia Su" Chinese school students. Hope I survive. Wish me luck!!! Im going to need it. They suck at sports though. Hahaha!!! Maybe I can become the 1st choice goalkeeper at Methodist. Errrrrrr.. I can dream can't I???
2.10.07.
Matthew Khoo,(Ace Goalkeeper)
Bye!!!
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